Overslept
//The early bird catches tape worm
//The early bird catches her mother and father
eagerly awaiting separate packages
//The early bird catches the worm’s understudy, Gregory
face down in a puddle behind the theater. No one can find Worm
Show is 2 days away
//The Early Bird is the first known organism to appear with feathers
It must have flown solely from attempts to shake them off
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Hahahahahahahaha….can’t stop. Laughing. Made my day. Thanks! 😀
One of my grumpier poems, for sure :). Thanks for seeing the funny in it.
Oh I can deal with brutal truth. With a bit of humor. That’s life so often.